Sleepy cat doesn’t want to be awakened
Vine by: Kate T
"what did u do all day?"
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
I love what you’ve done with the new Obama.
Someone buy that near-virgin 22 year old Harvard grad he hired to write his jokes a beer, because bravo.
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”